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Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58826) - you deserved it (13105)

On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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a lock on your door would have cum in handy ;)
gotta love kids tho

#2 - On 05/08/2014 at 6:03am by foxwasalamb

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Time for birds and bees

#1 - On 05/08/2014 at 6:02am by bromeister

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