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Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43712) - you deserved it (7106)

On 04/05/2014 at 3:14am - intimacy - by armtits and big pits - United States (Florida)

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Maybe he has a thing for armpits instead of boobs??

#5 - On 04/05/2014 at 1:26pm by Pyapi

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You should probably start working out

#2 - On 04/05/2014 at 1:25pm by juliapow22

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