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Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML

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On 12/11/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Neglected (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Your husband sounds like a jerk

#1 - On 12/11/2013 at 4:46pm by RockNRollAndrew

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Ooh, someone's gonna be in trouble. Hit him over the head with the wine bottle.

#2 - On 12/11/2013 at 4:46pm by Welshite

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