Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

by NOKHAN / 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

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  • All aboard the USS Intercourse.

    #1 - On 10/25/2013 at 7:28pm by CheeseTron

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  • I guess it's better than a Vulcan. They don't say anything but glare at you and reprimand you for your show of emotions during sex.

    #2 - On 10/25/2013 at 7:30pm by Welshite

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