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Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45137) - you deserved it (8990)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by idk ask freud - United States (Oregon)

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*Deep voice* liquid gold.

#1 - On 07/04/2013 at 5:25am by AnoriChaan

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Still a better love story than Twilight!

#3 - On 07/04/2013 at 5:29am by buddy51

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