Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML

by Anonymous / 06/23/2013 at 6:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • Instead of buying a card, use the money on extra batteries.

    #2 - On 06/23/2013 at 1:00pm by ladybuglet

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  • Why do people bother trying to lie like this? You think you're the first girl to buy a dildo?

    It's like the guy who buy a Penthouse and condoms. "No, the Penthouse is for my, uh, girlfriend. She likes the articles."

    #4 - On 06/23/2013 at 1:00pm by DocBastard

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