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Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64598) - you deserved it (6654)

On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States

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Maybe they fell and hit their head and are trying to get you to call help?

#3 - On 06/16/2013 at 10:03am by Tylerj1124

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Maybe he/she was just singing in the shower and it was a coincidence, like : "Hey Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! OooOOooo MICKEY! YES, MICKEY! YES! MIIIIIiiickey..."
That's totally how it goes.

#8 - On 06/16/2013 at 10:08am by Pleonasm

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