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Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51404) - you deserved it (10382)

On 06/16/2013 at 1:10am - intimacy - by sex deprived (woman) - United States

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Have you tried talking that out? A little direction never hurt.

#2 - On 06/16/2013 at 5:56am by XxXCrissyXxX

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Toys are always an option.

#1 - On 06/16/2013 at 5:55am by Lost_Ghost

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