Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

by more than I wanted to know / 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Intimacy

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  • Father and son bonding.

    #1 - On 05/13/2013 at 5:32pm by Han1156

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  • This is his idea of sex education?!
    Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship!
    Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son"

    Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-

    #11 - On 05/13/2013 at 5:41pm by iiTzNeeNerz

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