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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
This is his idea of sex education?!
Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship!
Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son"
Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014