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Man or woman?

Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML


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On 04/09/2013 at 7:05am - intimacy - by saywhat (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

#1 - On 04/09/2013 at 12:48pm by chanellgymnast

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Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

#3 - On 04/09/2013 at 12:49pm by Hizodge

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