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Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48429) - you deserved it (14426)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

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Did Grandma say this while banging a guy she picked up at the gym?

#2 - On 03/18/2013 at 11:31am by perdix

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Grandmas: calling it like it is since they stopped giving a fuck.

#9 - On 03/18/2013 at 11:49am by obviousboy

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