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Today, I was cleaning a house. While dusting a rickety nightstand, a drawer fell open and a light-up dildo fell out and turned on. I couldn't figure out how to turn it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38080) - you deserved it (4237)

On 03/13/2013 at 9:36am - intimacy - by OptimusVader (woman) - United States

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Instead of you trying to turn it off, why don't you let it try to turn you on?

#1 - On 03/13/2013 at 11:02am by perdix

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A "light up" dildo? If you stuff it in your butt, will the light travel up and out your mouth? I know what I'm buying next pay check!

#8 - On 03/13/2013 at 11:07am by NoorFML

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