Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML
Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I stumbled upon a few of my former uni classmates’ social media profiles, all sharing anti-bullying posts and adding sad comments. Really thoughtful of them, if you ignore the fact that these same classmates bullied me relentlessly during my college years, causing me to take antidepressants daily. FML
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Checker 20
I'm curious as to what they said...
Paco_el_Taco 17
There is a time and place for everything. Its called college.
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Checker 20
I'm curious as to what they said...
daniel_dd31 13
I don't think it could get much worse than the other fml were the guy jacked off in the washroom, didn't wash his hands and then used the computers in the school computer lab.
TheDrifter 24
Care to wager? Take a black light into the library or the photo labs sometime.
sux4u121 10
Probably something about their girlfriends leaving blood on the toilet seat and used tampons everywhere.
OhDearBetrayal 25
My college made one, too. If you want an example look up "Kato Love Confessions." It should be close enough because they're also dirty.
qwtf 14
#19- that happened at your school too? I work in my university's library and after I read that I took bleach wipes and cleaned every computer in the library lol
Meettitan 14
Wait your college owns Fmylife?
OhDearBetrayal 25
64- No, my fellow college students made a confessions page.
daniel_dd31 13
60- No, I never said it happened at my school I was just referring to the fml, but I can never be sure. Lol
jojimugo 20
I need names of this websites or schools
shellz102 12
I'm pretty sure I know this guy because he just posted this on Facebook and he's from Colorado haha
daisydukes21 11
Colorado mesa university confessions I am assuming. Timing seems right and response fits.
chocolemonade 6
My school started one too! There's some messed up shit on it. A chick who ***** in condoms and freezes them to use as ******...A couple who are storing the girl's period blood to "use during the zombie apocalypse" and a whole ton of grossness
itszlo 8
Omg that's gross
DocBastard 40
All those sites where people confess how ****** up their lives are are full of bullshit, made-up lies. You can't believe a single one of them. Wait, what?
Ren_Uchiha 11
We all have dirty little secrets, I guess.
Enslaved 38
"I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret"
AKGirlinSD 20
Damnit! That's exactly the song I got stuck in my head after reading 4's comment. I also have the music video playing in ny head, as well. "I love the smell of my own poop."... That song will never get old.
SammyS2012 21
Good job judging them... They're probably embarassed by most of the stuff you read and you calling them disgusting does not help
Faff 20
i agree, and OP's life is probably not even affected by these secrets so no need to be a dick about it.
AKGirlinSD 20
It appears that OP is sounding as if he is better than all these people. And he probably has done some worse things than posted on that site.
SwaggCapone 11
OP is trying to make themself sound like one of those kind who do no wrong
HortonThelephant 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Didn't your momma ever warn you about community colleges?? You should have studied harder for that ACT...
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Community Collge isn't just for high school slackers; there are tons of really bright kids who just can't afford the damn high prices in the US (assuming OP is from here... doesn't show on my phone).
JenRae93 13
This doesn't necessarily have to be a community college....i go to a university and we have a probably equally repulsive "confessions" page...
iAlissa 34
I agree with 41 - It isn't necessarily a community college.
lilhellian 27
Or it's not just that they can't afford a university, but they want to get the bull shit courses out of the way. Using an easier and cheaper college, so they can have more fun at the university..
SilentRhapsody 13
For the record. My community college, which I, a 4.0 student chose to go to out of interest in say: wanting to spend about...oh....$20,000 (that I bought a new car with) less on my college tuition? Had a much better, modern facility, with teachers that gave a crap about me, and had a more respectful community than my current university. Just because some people are intelligent and don't want to waste money for ratted out disgusting dorm living, and floor parties every night doesn't mean that they're stupid for going to a community college.
vadaaa 11
45's comments are always so unnecessary
zandalee 20
Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house -69
fightingkittens 39
I don't go to a community college, and we've got our own confessions page. Suffice it to say I'm never using one of the library study rooms ever again.
Paco_el_Taco 17
There is a time and place for everything. Its called college.
daniel_dd31 13
Great to hear!!! I'm starting next year.
stevenJB 25
Same here!
kerrwoof 13
What, you're a saint? I find it hard to believe you've never done anything worthy for the confession page.
rubyliu8420 7
Kerrwoof excellent side boob in your profile pic.
missamoo_4 6
if this is for VT i totally agree....there are way to many undergrad boys that want to pee off buildings last time i looked at that confessions page
gameofthrones_fml 12
OP is from Colorado so he probably goes to CU Boulder. Voted number 1 party school by Playboy...and their confessions page is ridiculous.
hawright 13
This seems to be a bad idea. We all have skeletons in our closets, but that doesn't mean they need to be aired out. Damn you, Internet.
Jonaahhhh 12
More than half of it is most likely made up OP... Don't sweat it too much