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Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

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She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes.

#5 - On 02/27/2013 at 3:17am by Enslaved

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Sounds like that lift ticket payed for itself.

#2 - On 02/27/2013 at 3:13am by Tempest151

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