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Today, I checked out a "confessions" page for my university. The first confession was from a guy who whacked off in a campus restroom then used a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34473) - you deserved it (2899)

On 02/11/2013 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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That testicle-ated dickly...

#2 - On 02/11/2013 at 10:04am by HowieDoIt

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If you find him, tell him to whack off the premises...

#1 - On 02/11/2013 at 10:04am by BntyHntrSeattle

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