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Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML


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On 01/29/2013 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Awkward... (woman) - United States (Texas)

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He's just that horny.

#2 - On 01/29/2013 at 10:10am by wildsweetchild

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Well, that's awkward. I hope you told your sister. That's just wrong.

#4 - On 01/29/2013 at 10:10am by SadGirl18

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