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Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22572) - you deserved it (17372)

On 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by ohman (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

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Did she have a brother who walked in on her trying to pluck it off a few days ago?

#7 - On 12/28/2012 at 3:01am by WeemanIsBack

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Time my friend, give her time

#1 - On 12/28/2012 at 2:56am by Jacked97grand

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