Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML

by ohman / 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy

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  • Time my friend, give her time

    #1 - On 12/28/2012 at 2:56am by Jacked97grand

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  • Did she have a brother who walked in on her trying to pluck it off a few days ago?

    #7 - On 12/28/2012 at 3:01am by WeemanIsBack

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