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Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45557) - you deserved it (25094)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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I bet he'll make sure you won't be walking after that comment!

#3 - On 12/24/2012 at 4:45pm by raycj

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Didn't think you'd be walking after that.....long trip we spent finding the perfect gift for your father.

#4 - On 12/24/2012 at 4:46pm by commonlogicz42

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