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Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40990) - you deserved it (13769)

On 12/22/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by brunetteshavemorefun (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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You could always dress him up like your favorite porn star.

#4 - On 12/22/2012 at 7:43pm by quontag

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What kind of idiot would tell their girlfriend that

#7 - On 12/22/2012 at 7:44pm by mfazi456

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