By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 17:24 - United States - Newnan

Spicy
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 898
You deserved it 10 070

Same thing different taste

Comments

Must've been described as one hell of a pizza!

enormouselephant 15

First we knead the dough, mmm digging our hands all in it. Then we rub pizza sauce all over it and blow cheese on top of it...oh baby.

Misswildsides 22

Who doesn't get turned on over the descriptive words of a mouth watering pizza?!

Just look at all that pepperoni and Italian sausage

#9 actually had me somewhere..great job! :p

Osito2011 9

Pizza is no laughing matter. It's up there next to the all mighty bacon!

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Oh, yes, grab that sausage and make pepperoni.

pizza you so sexy...i wanna remove your toppings.

klol_fml 11

At least you werent getting turned on by a banana or a donut.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Oh come on now!!! Who DOESN'T get turned on by a delicious slice of pizza???

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

That's dirty thinking.... I like you.

Oh yes now, slowly rub in the sauce, oh yes like that. Now gently sprinkle the cheese so that the sauce has something to hold on. Now roll it up and stick it up your ass. Good Day.

Mister_Triangle 21

Pizza kicks ass. I'd let it diddle my butthole any day.

A pizza how sexy can it be? Why not something even better like Belgian waffles topped with strawberries and whipped cream. Now I can dream about that....

Well, pizza can look pretty saucy! Or was that pun too cheesy?

I thought that cheese joke was just grate.

I'm gonna Brie honest, that was whey too funny.

BunchieRules 31

Alright guys, I think we Feta stop now. What if Pleonasm or DocBastard get a hold of our String of puns? This Curd be a long, Cerney thread, and nobody's Gouda do Jack about it.

you're right for pizza sake.we'd better stop posting on this shred.

tsent8 15

Really #72 you could have at least said c-c-c- COMBOBREAKER!!! Like the rest of us.

Perdix lol. Again I c a comment from u on something

... Right... Well I don't blame op, after all a fresh out of the oven pizza is pretty hot.

You know what they say: Pussy is like pizza. If you have good pizza, it's great. If you have bad pizza...it's still pretty good.

Or if its bad it gets all over your shirt?

LiterOfCola 16
HeyHeyFishFillet 34