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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22888) - you deserved it (5934)

On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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Cum in 30 minutes or less or it's free!

#5 - On 12/21/2012 at 9:14pm by redbluegreen

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Well, pizza can look pretty saucy! Or was that pun too cheesy?

#10 - On 12/21/2012 at 9:18pm by kevsandy303

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