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Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25735) - you deserved it (3693)

On 11/19/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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Well.. Demand some allowance at least, and get yourself a nice motel room.

#2 - On 11/19/2012 at 5:57am by chunkalicious

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FYL indeed. Hopefully you can get back on your feet.

#1 - On 11/19/2012 at 5:55am by Undefined323

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