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Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28589) - you deserved it (11990)

On 10/20/2012 at 12:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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Careful thought should always be given when while 'scaping one's genitals.

#1 - On 10/20/2012 at 6:03am by theoneOshen

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Just wondering if you're a girl our guy do I can grimace accordingly

#5 - On 10/20/2012 at 6:09am by Cavebone

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