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Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6762) - you deserved it (50102)

On 10/16/2012 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Well damn. Learn to think before you speak, or else stupid shit like that happens.

#2 - On 10/16/2012 at 10:10am by ThexFroggyGirl

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Were you also drunk when you saw the video?

#4 - On 10/16/2012 at 10:14am by 007type

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