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Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML


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On 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by pride? what's that? :( (woman) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

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Was the doctor atleast anal about the proceure? All pieces removed?

#1 - On 08/31/2012 at 11:06pm by UnluckyIrishKid

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

#25 - On 08/31/2012 at 11:19pm by WhatOfDreaming

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