Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML
by pride? what's that? :( / 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Intimacy
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Was the doctor atleast anal about the proceure? All pieces removed?
#1 - On 08/31/2012 at 11:06pm by UnluckyIrishKid
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
#25 - On 08/31/2012 at 11:19pm by WhatOfDreaming
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