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Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28357) - you deserved it (6153)

On 08/17/2012 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

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That's when you let him sleep on the couch.

Yeah, FYL. Guys like that need to realize that girls are looking for more in a relationship than sex.

#1 - On 08/17/2012 at 11:08am by coolcocoxxx

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What dick. He could've at least asked to 69.

#4 - On 08/17/2012 at 11:10am by jjohnson26559

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