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Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21712) - you deserved it (4364)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Cockblocked by your shit. Classic.

#4 - On 07/26/2012 at 10:06am by tnttse

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I freaking hate it when that happens. FYL.

#1 - On 07/26/2012 at 10:06am by CessOMG

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