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Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

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He should have hid his face in between your breasts. That should release all of his frustrations.

#1 - On 07/02/2012 at 3:13am by Bluekaren16

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Sounds like a cute guy with a sense of humor... Maybe show him how to do it once those things are completely overcomplicated

#3 - On 07/02/2012 at 3:15am by i_wuz_nver_here

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