Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
I agree, your life sucks (41898) - you totally deserved it (33780)
On 05/16/2009 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by madzlovesgee (woman) - United States (Washington)
(0)yes because he probly spebt $100 for the preatty pink sparkles
#357 - On 03/31/2010 at 12:09am by chaos753159
(0)u shoulda said I love it's big I know that and I'm only13(thAt doesennt mean I've done IT before)
(0)haha, well it could be worse... what if it wasnt pretty
#4 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm by littlehowl
(0)That must have been awkward, but I see how you could do that. I totally would not know what to say either, so I'd probably end up saying something like that too XD FYL, definitely.
#6 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:42pm by ShimmyPizza
(0)At least you didn't call it ugly...that would've hurt its feelings.
#14 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:45pm by manoverboard
(0)At least you complimented it. If i was him i probably would of laughed my ass off. But dont worry, its understandable. Just funny as hell.
and #9, i dont think the little gems would stay attached very well
#16 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:46pm by CaptainPat
(0)lol that's funny, and unless he's a complete prick (pun intended) he'll think so too.
#6 thumbs-up for the flag! cool ;)
(0)#11... I think she considers it an FML because she didn't know what else to say and I don't think girls go around complimenting penises and saying they're pretty... Perhaps huge... but pretty just doesn't seem to fit :|.
Hahaha... uhhh better luck next time? And at least it was a positive adjective :P.
(0)#11: why are you so mad about FMLs? This one isn't exactly something that deserves OH GOD FUCK MY LIFE, but so what? It's funny. It's a comedy site. Jeez.
(0)at least you didn't say it was small or something, lol
#24 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:51pm by genius_man16
(0)The next day someone comments "it's pretty!" on something else and your boyfriend says, "That's what she said."
hahahaha that's kind of sweet.
#22.. you have no idea what you are talking about do you?
a girl in a porno would probably open her mouth really big and be like "ITS SO BIG. CAN I LICK IT?"
yeah ok.. no never imitate pornos.
i think thats what #27 was trying to say. but he's an idiot who can't spell
immatate? LOL
#29 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:55pm by theoldGP
(0)haha tht is thts wat she sed...nxt time thnk b4 u say "its pretty" yo bf shudve sed tht insted..XD
#30 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:55pm by hustler123
(0)#25 FTW FTW FTW ;D
legend
and yeah, EPIC FAIL. Next time take a thesaurus to your make out sessions =)
(0)Hahahahahahahahaha..
Also.. HAHAHA.
And: HA HA HA HA ...
And well: HeheheheheHEHEHEHE..
Etc.
#32 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:56pm by Iwannabetreo
(0)LOL, i can't imagine the look on his face when u said that...
#36 - On 05/16/2009 at 5:59pm by CherryKillsAgain
Uhm....hahaha you coulda should have covered that up and have been like "that's pretty...pretty big." and then smiled.
#40 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:05pm by rosalie_haostn
(0)I wouldn't have a problem with a girl calling my member pretty.
Sure, I'd prefer a "So, I guess THAT's why they call you Vladimir the impaler ..." but hey, I'll take pretty with a smile any day!
#41 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:05pm by BenignScientists
(0)Penises are very hard to compliment. They aren't very attractive, at least to me.
#50 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:22pm by WorkSexMonkey
(0)You could have said "Hello, little guy!" or something that'd actually offend him =P
Also, OP, are you 16 years old or heavily sheltered or something? Who puts fooling around in quotations?
#55 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:25pm by Nakedsquirrel
(0)Ehhh I wouldn't worry about it. I didn't exactly know the right thing to say the first time I saw one either.
(0)#30, real life is not Wheel of Fortune. Vowels are actually free. There's no need to conserve them.
#58 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:27pm by abouttofly
(-1)I'm not sure you had to say anything, you should have just started sucking it!
#59 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:28pm by strawberry_78
(-1)Pretty? LMFAO! But uhhh not a FYL.
59 hahahaha. I was actually thinking the same thing.
#61 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:33pm by squeaksx24
(0)If my girlfriend called my penis pretty, I'd find it endearing and "introduce" her to it like it's a person. Then again, I am weird. At least you squeal and say "ohh its so tiny and cute" like the girls in those annoying Burger King ads.
(0)hahahahahahahhahaa not really an FML but that made me lol really hard
#72 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:45pm by phpandc
(0)You should've went "it's pretty... big!" and saved yourself over it. 8D
#70, what are you smoking? Seriously?
#74 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:49pm by SeventhFonons
(0)its ok, when my exgirlfriend saw a penis for the first time she said, "oOo...its like a sword!"
#75 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:50pm by 1suckatL1fe
(0)um #22 you do know porn is not a realistic way of sex between regular people right.
hahaha penises are far from pretty. but i guess it doesn't matter what they look like right. lol. but at least you didn't say ewww or it's small or something. that would have def ruined the mood.
#76 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:52pm by grazynaanka
(0)Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Hey, some guys have good-looking and well formed packages..I can see where someone would get "pretty".
(0)Could have been worse, you could have said it was 'cute'.
#79 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:57pm by Sacharified
(0)this is not an FML... unless he was pissed or something
#83 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:05pm by average_girl
(0)I'm sure that had to register somewhere as the wrong word in your mind before you said it.
#84 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:05pm by IllegalLight
(-1)and? which idiot moderated this into what the public sees?
#86 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:11pm by kinnelonfire75
(0)At least he didn't do what my boyfriend does. He tightens his gut muscles which makes it wiggle around. It kind of freaks me out.
#87 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:15pm by StreetSinger
(0)This is when you know you're too young to be fooling around in the first place...
#88 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:15pm by bymyserendipity
(0)I had no idea what to say so i said, "Its pretty...............small"
#92 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:22pm by orangecrsh16
(0)How is this an FML? It's funny, but not FML-worthy. I think penises are pretty darn ugly (no offense, guys), so if I were a guy and someone called mine pretty, I'd appreciate it and laugh.
(0)"In real life," ...huh? Is this an internet relationship or something?
#97 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:37pm by MrJentipede
(0)88: Everyone has to see their first penis some day, and sometimes (rarely) it's NOT in a porno movie. Especially for girls.
OP: That is totally cute. Unless he was pissed, that's not out of line. If he was pissed, slap it (hard. with something pointy.) and dump him for being a dick.
(0)HE should be the one putting up the FML. "Today, I was "fooling around" with my girlfriend. Things got pretty hot, so I whipped it out. First thing she said? "It's pretty." FML"
(0)Pffft that's no big deal, I tell my boyfriend that all the time.
Even right before i'm about to suck him off. It's coz I mean it!
#100 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:39pm by biancagolden
(0)You shouldn't have said anything, just shove it in your mouth!
#101 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:46pm by exranger06
(0)Actually laughed out at this. But don't worry, I would do the same thing.
What was his reaction to it?
#102 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:50pm by SlightlySadistic
(+1)A man never wants to hear anything about them is "pretty" ESPECIALLY their penis. LOL Too funny!!
#105 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:10pm by kandyjohnson
(0)#41, I love you. Hahaha.
And you wonder why some people prefer to have sex in silence.
#107 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:11pm by redbluegreen
well, atleast it felt good!lmao
you shoul've just said it was big or something haha
#108 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:13pm by tominator
(0)LMAO HAHAHAHAHA
im sry thats just sooooo funny though :D
at least he know u like it :P xD
#111 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:22pm by thnxfrthvenom
(0)its pretty haha.. u dont need to say anything .. i wud have give like a seductive look and ehh finished evrything else..
#115 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:29pm by f_mylifelovex3
(-1)How the hell is this an FYL? It's not even a YDI. It is utterly useless and meaningless. You called it pretty - sooo...what?
(0)I don't think this is an FML.
Although, maybe you shouldn't have said anything; most guys don't require a dick-compliment upon its arrival.
A better compliment would have been, "you're so big" or something like that.
Better luck next time.
#120 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:46pm by breaksprinter_
(0)Sexy might have made more sense. He probably appreciates the compliment and finds it amusing at the same time though. If I'd said that to my boyfriend, he'd probably laugh his ass off, then kiss me and tell me I'm "cute."
#122 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:56pm by lakita_lover
(0)I wouldn't have said anything. You could have just said, "Whoa," and that would have boosted his ego a little bit. xD
#128 - On 05/16/2009 at 9:28pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
(0)hahaha!! I love it, and if he loves you, I'm sure he loved it too. "Pretty" may be an awkward description for a penis, but it's better than a lot of other adjectives.
(0)#23...
"Inverted commas?" Seriously?
You must not be over 12, they teach that in 3rd grade english.
Quotations.
(0)note to self: don't compliment penis by saying "it's pretty."
thanks for that tip.
#134 - On 05/16/2009 at 9:44pm by brittbrittT
(0)Pretty is my most used adjective for penises. I've never had anyone complain either. Some penises are pretty. You can't deny that.
Get over yourself.
(0)Wow. Why not Princess Sophia or Krull the Warrior King? LMAO!
#139 - On 05/16/2009 at 10:02pm by pernicious_pink
(0)At least you didn't say what I said to my boyfriend when he whipped his out for the first time. I said, "It's smaller than I thought it was going to be." (I swear, I thought I was just thinking it!) That was almost 8 months ago and we're still in love lol. If we can survive that, then I'm pretty sure you're fine. The first time you see any penis, it's always awkward. Just explain the situation to him, I'm sure he'll be fine. At least you complemented it. Just remember, sometimes it's best to say nothing. :P
#141 - On 05/16/2009 at 10:10pm by Darth_Taco
(0)Genetalia is not a mantel piece. THe first time I saw a penis I was like... "Oh. We're going there?" But mentally I was like 'Ew, weird!"
#143 - On 05/16/2009 at 10:19pm by alwaysalady
(0)aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
that's effin hilarious.
#144 - On 05/16/2009 at 10:21pm by jadahgirl7
(0)i think it would have been better to say nothing and just kiss him.
#145 - On 05/16/2009 at 10:28pm by dustbunnies
(0)Don't worry too much about it. It can be awkward the first time you see it.
I remember thinking, 'Huh, it's not disgusting at all, like I thought they would be. Okay... ummm... what do I now?... ummm.... poke....'
Of course, I was just thinking that. But seriously, don't worry about it. Plus, saying that "it's pretty" isn't bad at all.
#148 - On 05/16/2009 at 10:53pm by SquiggleSmurf
(0)this isn't an fml! this is something that would've made my boyfriend laugh hysterically. he would think it was adorable and probably loved me more for it.
#149 - On 05/16/2009 at 11:01pm by megghez426
(0)LOL couldn't have put it better myself #25, but yeah, at least you didn't say something like, "oh wow, it's small" but hope things turn out for ya :D and yeah, i'd have to guess you're under 18
#150 - On 05/16/2009 at 11:03pm by brkn_hearted
(0)LOL
OWNED
you should've been like "that's the biggest one i've ever seen"
he wouldn't understand it
especially if he had a small penis
(-1)Just a small tip of advice when there is a dick in front of you, you might just want to stick it in ur mouth and hahahaha this is hilarious
(0)I'm dyin' right now! This is hilarious
Seriously, I don't know what else to say about this
#153 - On 05/16/2009 at 11:18pm by xThatRandomGirlx
(0)I'm going to agree with the others. This is funny, but not really an FML.
Your boyfriend should be happy about the compliment. Unless... you were lying.
And the plot thickens.
:)
(0)you should try "Clitter" it would make his penis prettier when you guys did the dirty.
#156 - On 05/16/2009 at 11:41pm by Nomantoungue
58 FTW!
However, penises are anything but pretty... My first one was quite unattractive and pretty crooked *shudder*
#161 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:22am by Cunes
(0)hahahhahahaha
i laughed hysterically when my boyfriend pulled his out for the first time. coulda been worse =)
#162 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:28am by alittlehelp
(0)Clearly you need to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=843XgbdW38w
XD
#163 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:31am by plethora
(0)my girl said mine was pretty lol. Nothin' wrong with that, as long as he's secure in his masculinity...
(0)maybe this happened because you are not old enough to be "fooling around"
#167 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:00am by lia_o
(0)So? I don't see that big a deal... I would take that as a compliment. It's not like you said it reminded you of something else... especially if it reminded you of a tube of lipstick.
#169 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:06am by Max_Glycine
(0)aww this made me laugh so hard.
be nice to her, you know the first time you saw someone of the opposite sex naked like that it was awkward.
#170 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:07am by starvingxartist
(0)At least you didn't say, "It's adorable!". That would be so awkward. .>
#171 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:08am by SuperSpore
(0)so what? I am sure he wasn't even listening to what you were saying.
#173 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:34am by peopleplz2008
(0)#132 - I'm not from the US but where I'm from we call them inverted commas. Also honey, I'm probably smarter than you will ever be.
Don't hate.
(0)It's okay. The first time I saw a penis, I poked it tentatively with my finger.
#177 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:15am by juliadream
(0)Hahahaha
I bet he loved you even more for that. XD
And LOL #176! True say!
#178 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:36am by pikachu_01
(0)That's so sweet...in a fucked up way. That's like Kate Hudson naming Matthew McConaughey's penis "Princess Sophia" in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
#179 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:47am by ChampagneAngel87
(0)#135 wrote: "Some penises are pretty. You can't deny that."
Really? Where can we find these elusive pretty penises?
(0)haha, #79, i think "cute" and "pretty" are equally emasculating
and OP, it's not that bad, if i were your boyfriend, i would've just laughed... and then gone limp... but laughed
(0)ahahah a better adjective wouldve been big, huge, or large (even if its not)!
pretty is suppose to be said about pussies, NOT penises, just like big, huge, or large can be used to describe pussies!
watch porn ffs!
(0)He should have said, "Hey, thanks for the cumpliment."
#188 - On 05/17/2009 at 4:49am by doof_fisch
(0)first time I took it out my gf told me it was weird looking. FML
#190 - On 05/17/2009 at 6:22am by connerfusion
(0)Hopefully if you guys are that close you can laugh it off as nerves, as others have said at least you didn't say anything negative. FYI you can't go wrong with a general 'you look so good'.
#193 - On 05/17/2009 at 7:54am by purple_sarah
(+1)What's the problem here? I've called my boyfriend's penis "pretty" a bunch of times. But we've been together for a long time, so I guess I could see it being awkward if you guys are still getting to know each other. Still, though, you didn't say anything mean. This would be more of an FML if he had freaked out or called your pussy "handsome" or something.
#194 - On 05/17/2009 at 8:00am by turnedoffTVgrey
#58 FTW
and would everyone calm down about the whole inverted commas issue? They certainly arent called apostrophes, Ill tell you that
#199 - On 05/17/2009 at 9:50am by heyjenny
(0)Ha. xD At least you didn't tell him that it looked like a cancerous growth...
#200 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:33am by LemonSkiesOfDoom
(0)lol
FYL because well you made in effort to compliment him.
YDI because maybe it would of been better by just giving him a blow job and keeping your mouth shout.
well in this case open ;D
#202 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:18am by ilovefmlife
(0)Lmao, I remember moderating this one.
Well..... you could have said worse xD
#203 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:43am by BlaisOf_Fire91
(0)Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Niceeeeee. I wanna know what he said after that!!!
#204 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:07pm by AnnerNanner
(0)umm no offense, but your first one? what about daddy's?
#206 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:32pm by snowsurfsunx3
(0)You should have decorated it. Ya know...put a little bow on..umm ya know color it with marker. NOW THATS PRETTY :D
xD
#207 - On 05/17/2009 at 1:34pm by DangerousBabee
(0)wtf??? dumbass
i wonder what he said to that...FYL
#208 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:03pm by xxsecziimamixx
#132... Wow, that's what they call quotation marks in British. Stupid, pig Americans. They are so pompous with little reason to be.
#210 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:53pm by Pancakes318
#176... Do you mean quotation marks? And they are called inverted commas in British. I hate uneducated American fools. You give us a bad reputation. =/
#211 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:55pm by Pancakes318
(0)Did you guys notice how she said it was the first one she saw in "real life", she probably watches porn all day. 25 FTW!
#213 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm by Anonymous409
(0)I haven't seen his penis, but I guarantee that it wasn't pretty.
#219 - On 05/17/2009 at 5:36pm by LikesaLaugh
(0)hahaha, aww, you must have been nervous. next time just dont say anything, just get to work
#220 - On 05/17/2009 at 6:34pm by efmivida
(0)yea penises arent generally pretty....u shoulda jus sed a subtle "wow" lol
#222 - On 05/17/2009 at 7:17pm by dance_crazy
(0)i agree with 221... tht woulve been a bigger FYL if u said "small"
#223 - On 05/17/2009 at 7:34pm by wow_just_wow
(0)hahaha thats the funniest one i've read ALL day.
you shouldnt of said anything..
i bet his facial expression was "wtf?" kinda face.
#229 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:35pm by basketball24_
(0)pretty penis, pretty penis, pretty penis... ha ha ha.
#231 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:33pm by hellinahandbag
(0)pretty penis, pretty penis, pretty penis... ha ha ha.
#232 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:33pm by hellinahandbag
(0)ahahahah! dw, i bet u guys are laughing about it now anyways!
#234 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:48pm by ChickenAndRiceUK
(0)LMFAO.
But for real, how old are you? Hopefully, not 13 or something..
#235 - On 05/17/2009 at 11:56pm by ShortyBBangin
(0)Aw, that's not so bad. If I were him I'd've been flattered.
#236 - On 05/18/2009 at 12:20am by Freaky_Darlings
(0)Sounds like something I would have done... then I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing at myself.
(0)Oh man, sounds like something I would have accidentally said in an awkward first!! Next time go for the word "perfect"!
(0)aw I think this is cute. If your boyfriend is nice, he'll think the same.
#240 - On 05/18/2009 at 1:16am by rachellaurenn
(0)People are way too high strung. There is nothing wrong with this.
#241 - On 05/18/2009 at 1:23am by ManganeseDream
(0)That's awesome! I hope he enjoyed that one as much as I would've. My girlfriend's jaw just dropped and I could'nt help but bust out laughing =D
#243 - On 05/18/2009 at 1:27am by RefriedJesus
(0)LOL . well on the bright side, at least you said something about it ?
#247 - On 05/18/2009 at 3:55am by fuckItall01
(0)You could have said it was a second belly-button like in the Salt and Pepper song "Short Dick Man". And it was positive so that's good. :D That would be my luck though my mind all a fluster and then, the stupid words come tumbling out.
#250 - On 05/18/2009 at 9:47am by greeneyedkitteh
(0)i agree, calling it small or little would've probably hurt his pride like hell, but hey, i would've seriously got turned off if my fiancee said something that dumb.
#251 - On 05/18/2009 at 10:39am by jstasilentscream
(0)#252 hahahahahah.
hi darling, it was pretty? really. well okay, at least it wasn't ugly... at least you gave us all a good laugh.
(0)lmfao dont worry hun
its WAY BETTER than my first experience:
this was the first guy id ever fooled around with
and first penis id ever seen
and i thought it looked fun
so as i was sort of stroking it
i wiggled it around and started laughing giggling really
thank goodness our love was strong enough to overcome that.
he died of embarresment and was like
NEVER.DO THAT.AGAIN. he weas so angry haha
but now we just laugh about it
its almost two years now
(0)LOL, Awesome! :D
If any woman ever told me that in bed, I'd laugh hysterically XD
#255 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:15pm by lazorzpewpew
(0)My girlfriend said I have a "pretty penis" before.
She said it looks better than others she had seen...
At first it was a compliment... now, I'm wondering how many she's seen
fml
#256 - On 05/18/2009 at 3:18pm by barrelro11
(0)I have a GREAT one..
When my bf and i were playing truth or dare i dared him to..
whip it out? lol
and then i hysterically laughed. No complaints, it was big and everything.. it was just the first penis i've ever seen... and the circumstances we're super funny..
believe me, seriously, I'm sure It's pretty is a nicer thing than hysterical laughter.. :)
#260 - On 05/18/2009 at 7:27pm by nicefriend
(0)Wow, LFMAO... *sigh* I need a minute...
Well, as long as you made it up to him. That way you couldn't have said anything more, if you catch my drift.
#262 - On 05/18/2009 at 9:05pm by philosopher
(0)lmfaooooooooo well you probably shouldnt have said anything similar to what you would say to a four year olds finger painting... but not so bad i guess :D
#263 - On 05/18/2009 at 9:30pm by Righty0
(0)ahahha .
i would've used the word pretty as well .
or maybe cute. . 8-)
#264 - On 05/18/2009 at 10:03pm by intangible_x
(0)I laughed out loud, hysterically at my ex boyfriends. I tried to pawn it off as me laughing at Family Guy (we had the TV on) but it was on a commercial, so that failed.
Calling it pretty isn't all that bad.
(0)You are okay just as long as you don't say "OH LOOK AT THE CUTE THING." Guys hate that!!
#267 - On 05/19/2009 at 12:39am by BipolarBettie
(0)my girlfriend refered to my penis as "yummy"........ and you know what, I'm cool with that, because girls want things that are "yummy" in their mouth. and I generally don't have a problem with girls that want my penis in their mouth...
(0)You just looked And saaid it's pretty:D u should of done ... And tell him wow that's big. Giving him some comfident LOL
(0)I only say "your life is fucked" because you've never seen a penis. :P
#272 - On 05/19/2009 at 3:33pm by Sirwootalot
(0)That's not the worst thing you could have said. It's not really an FML and more of an LOL.
#274 - On 05/19/2009 at 8:13pm by lolatflyingducks
(0)well it's better then "it's so mushroom..y looking", to which I would respond "1-UP! 1-UP! 1-UP!", but honestly this really isn't an fml. I don't know any fellow guy who'd get offended by it, if anything they'd probably just take it as a compliment, at least I would
(0)LOL this is funny.
And really #176? It's funny how you're trying to be a smart ass and correct #23 for writing "inverted commas" by saying "their called apostrophes" when THEY'RE actually QUOTATION MARKS.
(0)I really like how the british pigs, so pompous yet with little reason to be, said "thats what they are called in british" when properly it should be "Thats what they are called in Britain (Or Great Britain, United Kingdoms, England etc.)
#278 - On 05/20/2009 at 1:56am by Torkenbrand
(0)i totally agree with number 50.
dont worry so much, first experiences are always awkward.
see, 15 wouldnt mind getting told his penis was pretty.
what did he say after you called it pretty??
#279 - On 05/20/2009 at 2:36am by kaylaaa_
(0)For future reference, the best compliment for a penis is a blow job.
#282 - On 05/20/2009 at 4:09pm by normandin131
(0)well at least you didnt giggle
that woul've been a real buzzkill
#283 - On 05/20/2009 at 7:09pm by shirvon100
(0)actually i think its a good thing that u havent seen one before.. it means youre not a whore like a lot of these girls
#284 - On 05/20/2009 at 7:20pm by jsmith1199
(0)The best you could come up with was pretty? Well I guess it was your first time.
#285 - On 05/20/2009 at 10:59pm by Do_I_offend_you
(0)Hahahahahaa that is so funnyy what happened afterthat though?
#289 - On 05/21/2009 at 2:35pm by hawaiintropic88
(0)your sn ends with "lovesgee" which is assume is gerard from mcr
ergo you completely deserved it you little emo fag :D
"its pretty" what a loser -.-
get a life, and get some metal \m/
#290 - On 05/21/2009 at 4:16pm by lepidoctor
(0)Did you say it seductively? If you didn't he was probably turned off
#291 - On 05/21/2009 at 4:27pm by MCofpwnage
(0)i would like to know what happened after that what did he say? did you still do it? did he get turned off?
(0)#286
Why do people type like this? WHY?
lUlzzZ iM soO CoOl i CaN AlTeRnAtE LeTtErZzZ!1
mY nAmE iZZ LiL4ZnB4b3xxX
(0)i was buzzin one time and shouted to my boyfriend when he got his out "HELLLOOO MR SNAKE!!!" ha he laughed so much... then put it away lol
(0)Ooook... So It's pretty what? Small? Medium? Or Large? You can't be leaving these things out! They are critical! lmao
#295 - On 05/21/2009 at 9:04pm by iroquoiswho1033
(0)hahaha, I have to admit I said something similar to this the first time I saw one. I didn't know how to react and that was the first thing that popped into my mind, and since my mouth doesn't have a filter when I'm at a loss, I said it.
#296 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:54pm by vanityaffair
(0)ahahahahahahaha...if a girl said i had a pretty penis, i would just tell her her vag was handsome;) ha
(0)thats great i must say im sure he didnt care
but like if it was all hot nd heavy and like oo baby oo dam oo you wanna see it "its pretty"
mood kill ROFL
but common it was your first time just chill and be thank full you didnt have to lie :D
(0)#25 HAHAHA thats awesome man xD
If a girl called it pretty i'd probably laugh really hard, but I might've been a lil offended if it was a synonym for 'small' =(
(0)that happened to me when my penis was the first she saw. all i could do was go..."what?" she said it was bigger than her boyfriend's. then her boyfriend found out and now she doesn't talk to me. wait a minute...FML.
(0)#290
Why do you automatically assume that "gee" is gerard way? Her boyfriends name may be George or could also be Gerard or Gerald. It's really not a good idea to be rude and judge people without having solid facts. You probably already know that a fag is a cigarette, and even in the way you used it, it still doesn't make sense because she is definately not gay. Why does it matter to you what she listens to anyways? That's not your problem, I am not a fan of My Chemical Romance either but I am sick of people being rude to people they don't know.
(0)Funny, embarrassing to you, but why would he mind? If my girlfriend said that, I'd just laugh and kiss her. It's no big deal.
#305 - On 05/22/2009 at 6:15pm by Clay_Allison
(0)I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.
I guess it would all depend on your facial expression.
#307 - On 05/22/2009 at 9:52pm by princessfail
(0)i'm still laughing and it has been...around 10 minutes.
it's...pretty. funny how i use that adjective instead of saying cute or hot.
xD
#317 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:55pm by greeneggsnsam
(0)haha im 13 i have seen dick you dumb ass. your supposed to be like damn its huge sonnn. damnnnigg you get?
#318 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:55am by cutiecutie18
(0)#290: Don't call people 'emo fags' just by their name, when your avatar is of an emo kid. boy or girl, I don't know... but still, emo kid none the less. Also, "Get a life, and get some metal" ? Seriously? You have shamed metal, and you shall be smite down for doing so. Stop pretending to be a metal head.
#318: ... What... the? "Damn it's huge sonnn"? What, did you have a child at a ridiculously young age and decide to comment on your son's genitalia? Ew. But seriously, I know that was stupid-gangsta-slang. You're not old enough to even know what to do with a penis.
(0)lol nice but um you might want to get a little experience first like maybe some schooling and stuff so you know what you are doing with sex
(0)lol this has happened to me before!!! but i saw a penis then i told my man that it was pretty n he laughed so damn hard... its like an inside joke between me n him
#322 - On 05/27/2009 at 9:25pm by youruethedayyy
(0)#290 (lepidoctor) - Gerard and the rest of MCR are the emo fags, not the OP (:
buuuutttt ydi for liking MCR anyway. that's like liking Twilight. which is a fail.
#324 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:07am by suicidekings
(0)#14 ROFLROFLROFLROFL
OMG HAHAHAHA
IM SOO GUNNA SAY THAT THE FIRST TIME I SEE ONE
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
(0)I wonder what he did in response... i think I'll say that too! What a unique idea. :D
#326 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:51pm by missybopoo
(0)dude rly y comment his penis wtf???? specialy the 1st time seeing one??? next time just go bout ur buisness u were doing and stop wit the talking he wants it that way!!!!!!!!
(0)this is actually the funniest fml i've read.
i'd remember that moment till i was old and grey lmao.
smooooooth
#332 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:22pm by klutzilla1275
(0)theres only so many adjectives you can use :P
my gf has called mine pretty xD
#335 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:42am by mrtristan14
(0)this is in no way at all a fml.
mine has been called pretty a few times, its always a compliment.
Luckily mine hasnt been called cute, if you had said cute then its FYL.
And his.
(0)Way to go girl! Next you should make him get a "prince albert" and make him get a pink stud.
#341 - On 06/22/2009 at 8:53pm by sullenkael
(0)dude my girl friend said the same thing she first saw my penis to no joke thats the first thing she said
(0)AHAHA OMG, That is deff what I'm gonna say to my B.F.! He'll probably laugh SO hard xD, or say "I know" and do the creepy eyebrow raising thing. ;)
#343 - On 07/11/2009 at 1:48am by Viktoriaaa
(0)Omg I did the EXACT SAME THING!!!! except that it wasn't my first time seeing a penis.
It was just the first thing that popped to mind to say!
he laughed though, but he seemed a bit like his manhood was challenged or something lol
#344 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:51am by seventwelveo
(0)Heheheh! Oh wow. Here i red this other FML where this girl named her bfs dick Squirtle :P
#345 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:56am by retrosaxaphone
(0)There are worse things you could have said.
And, honestly, there are worst things in life than having a pretty penis.
(0)i think its cute that she said that its pretty. when i saw my first penis and when he told me to play with it, well lets just say i asked what game
#347 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:49am by tallycat123
(0)Awww, that's cute! when i saw my bf's penis, I told him it was nice and he said " just nice?" and then he didn't wanted to do anything more that night...
#349 - On 08/30/2009 at 9:58pm by RebecaD
