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Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML


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On 05/23/2012 at 5:38am - intimacy - by Fire0fisis (woman) - Hong Kong

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Did the boat chum before he did?

#6 - On 05/23/2012 at 10:18am by tylerbro

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You do know there's nothing wrong with just having sex ON the boat...

#4 - On 05/23/2012 at 10:15am by Rapide100

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