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Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52431) - you deserved it (8843)

On 05/15/2009 at 3:08am - intimacy - by Langdon (woman) - United States

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Well #1, we don't like you.

You could have gotten a person who worked there to get him removed or something, or move seats?

#3 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:06am by WickedAwsum

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cheap date!

#2 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:06am by sparda4355

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