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Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels & Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44101) - you deserved it (6539)

On 05/15/2009 at 3:08am - intimacy - by Langdon (woman) - United States

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