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Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26648) - you deserved it (7187)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

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High five

#1 - On 05/03/2012 at 6:26pm by ebonyirony

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Like mother, like daughter!

#5 - On 05/03/2012 at 6:27pm by WTSchool

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