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Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9838) - you deserved it (8569)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Matt (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Men shave hearts into their pubes? What the fuck?

#4 - On 04/28/2012 at 8:14pm by Drigr

See in context

+207 | 8

Seeing a heart outta hair on my husband's junk wouldn't exactly be the sexiest thing ever.

#11 - On 04/28/2012 at 8:18pm by OkitaCockroach

See in context

+81 | 8

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