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Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15022) - you deserved it (13240)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Matt (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Men shave hearts into their pubes? What the fuck?

#4 - On 04/28/2012 at 8:14pm by Drigr

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They've got creams for that, you know. Ouch.

#1 - On 04/28/2012 at 8:09pm by WPQ14

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