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Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (3416)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

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I guess things got a little too hot and heavy

#1 - On 04/17/2012 at 6:16pm by gigglingalways

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Doesn't matter, had sex?

#3 - On 04/17/2012 at 6:19pm by laden_swallow09

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