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Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

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On 04/13/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

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i wonder too. i like your sense of humour!

#1 - On 04/13/2012 at 12:48pm by notjustanybody20

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It doesn't matter how big a girl's penis is, if she had a penis of any size I would be intimidated

#12 - On 04/13/2012 at 1:06pm by whitekid1497

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