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Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22716) - you deserved it (3077)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

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Then kick him hard!

#1 - On 04/08/2012 at 10:08am by deLongenator

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Kick hard. Tell him "we want to be sure, right?"

#3 - On 04/08/2012 at 10:09am by HolaJessicaHola

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