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Today, my dad was in town fir 1 day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dads slutty girlfriend came by fir a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex fir 2 hours and 45 minutes. we talkd fir 15 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79694) - you deserved it (3710)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by MacBook (man) - United States (Missouri)

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kill the girlfriend

#2 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:34pm by bigbuttsowhat

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Yeah, well if you're in the US, Father's Day is coming up. You can send him a condom.

#6 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:37pm by aback

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