Today, my dad was in town for 1 day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dads slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. we talked for 15 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (59597) - you totally deserved it (1882)
On 05/14/2009 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by MacBook (man) - United States (Missouri)
So not cool. No offense but that was a bitchy move from your dad and his gf. hormones.... way to ruin everything.
Next time he wants to spend time with you, tell him you're too busy getting laid. Even if it's with yourself. ESPECIALLY if it's with yourself.
#9 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:39pm by pleasetryagain
hahah wowww. 15 minutes is better than nothing i guess.
#10 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:40pm by kkkristennnn
I don't care who he is, if anyone pulled this stunt on me, I'd have been gone far before the 2 3/4 hour mark.
Wow, I'm sorry. :( That sucks. Totally agree with #9.
#13 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:45pm by magicoilyoctopi
Sucks you didn't get to spend much time with him. Why is his gf slutty tho? That's pretty harsh. When a woman has a bf she tends to have sex with him, that's what people in (good) relationships do. That doesn't make her a slut, hun.
#14 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:49pm by mixedcalibaby
#14 - People in (good) relationships take care of their children. Sluts fuck. The OP doesn't say why she thinks the gf is a slut, but seeing as how her biological father is definitely a slut, she is probably correct.
#18 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:52pm by I_am_stupid_also
That is kindof an assy move. I'm sorry, that's terrible. And it kindof does if she takes the guy away from HIS CHILD
#20 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:53pm by courtneyletsgo
I clicked the "i agree your life is f**D" but I change my mind. You aren't, he is. What a douchebag! He is a jerk, and I'm sorry.
#21 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:56pm by kreatureofmagik
What the hell is wrong with the 78 people who said YDI? I hate when people do that just to be different. You didn't dserve to be treated like dirt by your own father, I'm sorry.
Sex is all well and good in a healthy relationship, but when you're having sex instead of letting your boyfriend spend some quality time with his flesh and blood, I think the "slutty" description is deserved.
#25 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:05pm by liquidpaper
well YOU did YOUR part by taking time out of your schedule for him
if he wants to go off...do other stuff, not your fault. :)
#26 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:05pm by merci_buckets
#17 I didn't say anything about children. I said people in a relationship, with children or without, have sex. Fuck, intercourse, call it what you want, a gf-bf relationship involves sex. Doesn't make the chick a slut.
#27 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:06pm by mixedcalibaby
I think it speaks worse on the dad than his girl, he's the one with the kid. He should have chose to stay instead of leaving for so long. She might not have even known she was taking the few moments of time he had with his kid...that's his father's responsibility.
#28 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:10pm by mixedcalibaby
I can't believe you /waited/ while they had sex.
I'm sorry your dad is a douche. My father and stepmother have been married for 13 years, I don't live with them, and only visit every once every other month... and they have the decency to keep it in their pants until I'm gone. Reading this makes me super glad they are so respectful and actually like to spend time with me.
what can i say, dads suck. seems to be a growing trend unfortunately. haven't even talked to mine for about 2 years now and that was because we went to my cousin's party and had no choice (he likes to pretend everything's cool so his family doesn't bother him any more than they already do for our falling out.) so yeah, i know how it feels to have a crap dad.
#30 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:19pm by washedinblack
Can you post pictures on these threads? This skeezer sounds hot. Pics please?
#33 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:31pm by SlooterMcGavin
Lmao @ 6.
That really does suck. He's an asshole. Children should come first, no matter how old they are.
Wow! I couldn't even imagine how bad that must be. Surprise visit my ass, i get the feeling she planned that shit
Your dad is a douche for ditching you. I would be royally pissed if my dad did that to me, though he has made me a lot of false promises, so I can kinda see where you're coming from in your situation.
#40 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:43pm by Redic_EmmaRose
Your father is not a father. I would recommend either ejecting him from your life, or having a serious talk with him about what he did, because it was ridiculous.
#43 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:49pm by GubuntoidOSX
#14 and the op prob thinks shes a slut because of other reasons too. maybe the way the girlfriend dresses makes her a slut. so dont judge to op, its the ops jobs to use adjetives to describe the characters in the fml to help us better understand
op thats retarded tell your mom
#44 - On 05/14/2009 at 8:55pm by dancin303
This is the point where you should start asking yourself whether it's worth the time to maintain a relationship with your dad. At least talk to him about it. There's NO excuse for that kind of behavior.
#45 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:03pm by cthulhu1138
The first time I read this, I thought it said your girlfriend came over.
THAT would be messed up.
#46 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:06pm by too_much_fun
that sucks i get to see my dad once a year and he doesn't have sex with his wife during my visit
That girlfriend is really a slut
#47 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:06pm by Idontknow1111
Bro's before hoes, wow thats the basis of every relationship
#50 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:14pm by TheyCallMeStromz
as a divorced dad of three who lives in a different town than my kids, I think this is appalling. I always wish I could spend MORE time with them. Any father in this position should feel this way, otherwise they are assholes.
wow no fathers day gift for him. and kill the girlfriend, or give her herpe infested undies for her bday. lol
Konichiwa, I, Melanie Berrigan of Ottawa ON, am here to help!
I'm also a slut :) But even I can't go for 2.75 hours... thats nuts.
#57 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:51pm by MelanieBerrigan
Seriously, fuck your dad, give him the shaft. Just tell him he can kiss your ass, ignoring your kid for a gf they probably see all the time is immature as hell.
#59 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:02pm by ThatDarnBandit
i think both your dad and the chick are sluts, and go by the advice of number 9 :)
#60 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:10pm by waxstigmata
LMFAO @ 54.
But seriously though, I am so so so sorry. That is really gay, having similar situations happen to me because of my stepmom I see where you're coming from. It's totally messed up and it really hurts. Talk to him about it, if he doesn't see your point I suspect it's time to move on and let him come back crying later on when the slut dumps him, because let's face it, slutty girlfriends never last, unless they are both cheaters in which case I don't think you're gonna be missing out anyway. FYL for real.
#62 - On 05/14/2009 at 10:16pm by Renan
can't blame him, either spend some boring time with you or get laid......any guy in his right mind would choose the latter
WOW ! Your dad rocks , 2 : 45 pretty good for an old man.
#68 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:19pm by teebonehead
OMFG! Is #51 my dad? My dad and mom r divorced, I have 2 other sisters, I live in Ellicott City, he lives in Baltimore, and we visit him every other weekend...and I told him bout this site just last week....
#69 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:29pm by scateice
I'm getting tired just *thinking* about a 2:45 hour sack session. Oof.
I really hope you didn't stick around for the fun...
#71 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:33pm by chasing_adalia
fuck dads. i really hope i dont grow up to be like my dad, or like yours, or any of the ones mentioned in some stories here.
#73 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:43pm by MukyDaCookie
@17 learn the definition of a slut, youre completely clueless.
@25 actually thatd be called self centred, not slutty. otherwise i could say youre a whore because youre too stupid to know what slut means, and that would be just plain ignorant.
@46 i thought the exact same thing lol
@51, yes anyone who doesnt think like you is an asshole. lol. i seem to recall a comic strip about people like you. it was quite funny. thanks for the laughs.
now just one thing id like to point out...
his/her dad was in town for 1 day. odds are high that he was there to see him/her, so theyve probably spent the whole day together anyway and only had 3 hours LEFT to do something. this whole only having 3 hours to do something doesnt make sense. if he drove, he can leave later. if he flew, he can organise a later flight or even leave in the morning - dont even try that "there would be no flights" bullshit, theres ALWAYS a seat on A flight within 24 hours domestically. and what is his girlfriend doing there anyway? if it was a business trip he would have left her home. so it must have been recreational, meaning he had all day to do shit. perhaps he went there to see the OP, and rather than make time for her dad she had "other things to do" leaving them with only 3 hours together, the father then decided to say fuck you now ive got better things to do.
not that im saying this IS definately the case, but it doesnt make sense that hes there all day and they only have 3 hours together AND the girlfriend is in town. something doesnt seem right there.
#74 - On 05/14/2009 at 11:51pm by organisedchaos
The 15 minutes you spent talking to your loser dad is more than I've been able to speak to my loser dad in the last dozen or so years. Consider yourself lucky that you can even be mad about that. My dad chooses not to have a relationship with his kids. How'd you like to switch?
wow.. #74, FYL for having enough time to type all that.
OP, that sucks, man..
#77 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:22am by brittanycraze
#74, you are an idiot. Read the post a few more times, and have your dog explain it to you. They had three hours, not three hours left. If he made the trip to visit the OP, he would have visited the OP. Instead he had an out of town rendezvous prearranged.
And yes I know what a slut is, and that is why I called the sperm donor a slut.
#78 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:28am by I_am_stupid_also
Mixedcalibabe;
You seem to like to talk about sex a lot.. not just in a general way but like you're the master of it. You're nickname includes 'babe' and you see people inferior to yourself in most ways (ie calling strangers hun, being a regular sex god etc..)
So; this either means you are
A) A pretentious, condescending crack whore who sleeps around more than the usual crack whore
or more likely
B) a pretentious, condescending 14 year old unfortunate looking virgin who wishes she was a crack whore who sleeps around more than the usual crack whore.
#81 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:50am by AtoZnumbersand_
HAHAHAHA "SURPRISE SEX !!!" jk jk jk
But tell your dad to hang out with you another day
And #74 you need to get a life you have no life if you had time to type ALL that or unless that was you back then THEN it's nothing big
#14- who walks up, sees their bf's kid there and decides they are going to have sex for two hours while the poor kid waits for his father. I would have walked in their, eyes completely covered of course, and started swinging. I understand wanting to have any time with your father but dude its pathetic not to have said anything or have gone in there to see what the hell happened (obviously their clothes burned off and he fell into her vagina and was so old it took him two hours to get out, but still) I hope that conversation was about being a better father. Don't let him get away with it. it's because you're a pussy (not the right kind) and let him get away with shit like this.
#87 - On 05/15/2009 at 2:40am by LaceyPatrickson
It seems pretty obvious to me, the gf didn't "just show up for a surprise visit" miraculously at the last second, he probably called ahead and asked her over so he wouldn't be stuck with an overly clingy child. Get over yourself OP, he didn't want to spend time with you, and he was probably counting down the seconds during that 15 minute period he felt obligated to talk to you. YDI!
#27, you're quite stupid. She said the girlfriend was slutty. She did NOT say that the girlfriend was slutty BECAUSE she screwed the father. Learn to read and don't infer things that aren't written.
#93 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:01am by Travestie616
I'm sure your dad is a good man but I personally can't stand parents who rather spend time with their boy/girlfriend than with their own children. ESPECIALLY when the time you have together is limited. I'm speaking out of personal experience.
I'm with #43. That's so fucked up. You deserve better.
#97 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:20pm by SweetheartAngel
my dad does similar things. like bringing home chicks at 2am, blasting music - to drown out the sound, while not noticing that the music was the thing to wake me up in the first place - and going at it for about 2 hours.
FYL, FML, and fuck our dad's libidos.
so...i don't understand..
your dad was in town for a day..does that mean he doesn't live there?
and if he doesn't live in the same town as you, then you wouldn't be at his house?
why would his girlfriend come to your house to have sex with your dad for 2.75 hours?
this just doesn't make sense
#99 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:46pm by propelks09
You have 365 days to have sex, when the guys daughter comes to visit, the days are reduced to 364. Only a slut would care about one day without sex.
What the fuck is wrong with the people saying he (or she?) deserved it? Or that the dad was cool for having chosen sex over his kid? Obviously they don't get much time with their dad and the dad must've been there for the sole purpose of seeing his child. So it was just fucked up of him to go have sex with his girlfriend and not spend time with his neglected child. That's just being a shit-ass good-for-nothing parent. He could've waited 3 hours to fuck the slut.
Wow, that was extremely inconsiderate of him.
I mean, you barely see the guy, and he finally see you, and ditches you for a little action with his crap ass girlfriend?
Im sorry, FYL.
#105 - On 05/15/2009 at 5:19pm by Monstarred
If you left "right away" how did this happen "as you were leaving."
This makes no sense. How is this an FML anyway? You actually like your dad or something?
Annnndddd it totally sucks... i bet she planned the whole thing what a slut! next time he call you tell him you are busy, and in case he tells you to meet just for a couple of hours tell him your are not his slutty girlfriend ...
You can't leave right away and then be just about to leave. But anyway WOW that was horrible of your dad. I'm sorry.
#110 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:01am by PrettyVal
Slutty girlfriends to older guys are always crazy homewrecking bitches.
#113 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:56pm by deathproof
you can be pissed at your dad for a while now....... maybe that slut wants to see if a son is as good as the dad?
28 - the OP never said the girl was slutty because of this moment exactly. For all you know, she really COULD be slutty. People dress slutty, act slutty, sluttyness is not always just about who you have sex with it's about general personification and choosing the right times to have sex. I'm sure the gf figured out when the kid was there that she was cutting into their time, especially since it said 'my dad was in town', meaning they were not like just at the dad's house or something.
#115 - On 05/17/2009 at 8:42am by PrettyVal
he just couldn't have like left a little bit more time for you ehh
#116 - On 05/17/2009 at 4:23pm by erijgio89248
After the first hour, hour and a half tops, you should have left him a note telling him that you were going out to have fun and he could give you a call on your cell phone when he was done with his tramp.
fuck that ho bag. You should have said/ done something, or killed her. you know, just reasonable stuff.
#121 - On 05/20/2009 at 8:20pm by chantimarie
thats messed up. i wouldnt talk to him for awhile
#125 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:09am by paralyzingsilenc
that's bullshit. you know a girlfriend is no where near as important as a child. this one actually pissed me off when i read it.
#130 - On 06/09/2009 at 4:50pm by invaderzim1171
that sucks. sorry to read it, bro. your dad sounds like an arsehole!!!!
#134 - On 07/02/2009 at 7:44am by silly_kate
well the girlfriend isn't the only slut. He is YOUR father and he chose to have sex with her over hanging out with you in the short amount of time that he had a chance to.
i would kill like holy shit i would use a window as a guillotine to chop her head off
and for your dad well he is a dick if he would rather have sex then spend time with his son
fuck him
#138 - On 08/14/2009 at 4:53pm by darklove6792
I would've asked her to leave and they could go screw around later because it's your time with him and if he didn't agree I would've left
#139 - On 08/23/2009 at 8:22pm by blackheart115
