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Today, my dad was in town for 1 day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dads slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. we talked for 15 minutes. FML

#1933237 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (66261) - you deserved it (2360)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by MacBook (man) - United States (Missouri)

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