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Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19080) - you deserved it (3579)

On 02/24/2012 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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thats what i call a nutcracker

#2 - On 02/24/2012 at 10:04am by loller27

See in context

+84 | 6

I suggest not putting a belt on while naked. The kinky sex can wait.

#7 - On 02/24/2012 at 10:07am by rocker_chick105

See in context

+61 | 16

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