Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
by me / 02/19/2012 at 6:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
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In his defense, he didn't play an active role in your birth, making it harder to remember.
#1 - On 02/19/2012 at 1:20pm by drawmesunshine
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