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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

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Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope

#2 - On 02/14/2012 at 9:56am by Idonebeenhad

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That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.

#6 - On 02/14/2012 at 9:57am by dmblonde

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