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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17248) - you deserved it (21771)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

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I hope you had enough tissues

#1 - On 02/02/2012 at 4:43pm by 21jason

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Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

#3 - On 02/02/2012 at 4:44pm by Jakesterk96

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