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Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18798) - you deserved it (2464)

On 01/28/2012 at 3:35am - intimacy - by BigDT (man) -

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Awkward.

#1 - On 01/28/2012 at 10:04am by BrightBrownEyes

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Actually, having a woman not touch your package in the past four and a half years is probably why you have a health issue down there in the first place.

#7 - On 01/28/2012 at 10:14am by maskedman

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