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Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23192) - you deserved it (17391)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

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At least you got a girl with a sense of humor?

#3 - On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm by weepingangel

See in context

+198 | 7

Your girlfriend is awesome.

#4 - On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm by Kyuubi1589

See in context

+141 | 1

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