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Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33189) - you deserved it (4117)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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oh man....next time you smell fish, you know what to say. BUT, only cause she was mean first ;)

#1 - On 01/12/2012 at 2:56am by Pentium_4

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No meat-lovers today?

#2 - On 01/12/2012 at 2:57am by StoryOfTheYear

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