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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10313) - you deserved it (22514)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

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Interesting analogy..

#1 - On 01/11/2012 at 4:51am by louiseth

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Fail on your part for having a big vagina, and fail on his part for being a limp dick'd man. You were never destined to work sexually... I'm sorry OP.

#4 - On 01/11/2012 at 4:52am by Keyman1212

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