Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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#1 - On 01/11/2012 at 4:51am by louiseth
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Fail on your part for having a big vagina, and fail on his part for being a limp dick'd man. You were never destined to work sexually... I'm sorry OP.
#4 - On 01/11/2012 at 4:52am by Keyman1212
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