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Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78402) - you deserved it (6210)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)

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