Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML

by Hallllo / 05/11/2009 at 1:12am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

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  • Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan.

    Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

    #2 - On 05/11/2009 at 6:12am by Luckster

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  • And Twilight screws over another poor guy.

    Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan.

    On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face.

    Sorry dude, that really blows.

    #7 - On 05/11/2009 at 6:14am by Millybug

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