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Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42556) - you deserved it (2926)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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my grandpa only watches tv and farts

#1 - On 11/24/2011 at 2:35am by ilyuhms

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Well, did you go over? What a dumb question of course you did. :p

#9 - On 11/24/2011 at 2:42am by Nolnah

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