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Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11100) - you deserved it (40304)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by johnnydoe6969 - United States

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Must have been HARD for you.

#2 - On 11/21/2011 at 3:12am by NathanOfLight

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Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.

#4 - On 11/21/2011 at 3:13am by StoryOfTheYear

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