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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34959) - you deserved it (14246)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Sidney (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

#2 - On 11/05/2011 at 12:41am by every1luvsboners

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That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

#7 - On 11/05/2011 at 12:43am by LolFMLnot

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