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Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18267) - you deserved it (59170)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by Jeremy (man) - United States (California)

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