Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML
by kdmoney / 09/23/2011 at 2:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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I like it!
#1 - On 09/23/2011 at 6:15am by chell1894
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Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.
#5 - On 09/23/2011 at 6:19am by saIty
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