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Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26710) - you deserved it (6784)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)

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I like it!

#1 - On 09/23/2011 at 6:15am by chell1894

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Just stick a picture of him on your little friend. Use it well young Jedi.

#5 - On 09/23/2011 at 6:19am by saIty

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